Gentlemen, it’s time for a serious conversation about the current state of male grooming.
While we can all agree that it’s important to maintain a well-groomed appearance, we have somehow reached a point of excessive indulgence. The plethora of cosmetics and men’s “grooming” products flooding the market has led us astray, causing us to forget our rugged masculinity. It’s mindboggling to see how many facial cosmetics and treatments, creams, and oils, fragrances and lotions, parfums (?!?!), teeth whiteners, gels and spells, are out there. And Body Shaving!! WTF?? When did we let this happen? FFS, why would you want to look like a prepubescent tweenie??? It’s time to take a serious step back, reassess this, and rediscover what it truly means to be a man. So, let’s man up, be sensible, and reclaim our true essence.
To truly look like a real man, let’s rather focus on the essential grooming practices that will help us maintain a rugged yet refined manly appearance. These simple yet effective practices will bring out our natural masculinity and confidence without relying on unnecessary cosmetics or sacrificing our authenticity.
Wash your Face.
First and foremost, let’s talk about facial cleansing. Keeping our faces clean is crucial for a fresh and vibrant appearance. A simple and effective daily cleansing routine, using a mild soap, will keep our skin free of dirt, excess oil, and impurities. It’s about achieving a clean canvas that highlights our rugged features.
Keep your Hair Clean and Neat
Moving on to our manes, whether they are short or long, maintaining a well-groomed head of hair is important, especially as an Alpha Male you have a high profile job. Regular trims are necessary to prevent unruliness. Do not use Styling products !! It’s shows weakness and insecurity. Rather embrace your natural texture and work with what you have, instead of relying on excessive styling and chemical treatments.
Facial Hair is Manly
Now, let’s address the issue of facial hair—our beards. Beards can be a powerful symbol of masculinity and can enhance our rugged charm. However, they do require some regular attention and care. Trimming and shaping are required to maintain a neat and intentional appearance. If you choose to sport a clean-shaven look, then establish a regular shaving routine that exudes confidence and sophistication. Remember, it’s about finding the right balance that suits your manly face and personal style.
STOP SHAVING YOUR BODY!
In the pursuit of some misguided softer appearance, some men have taken to excessive body shaving. It’s time to put an end to this unnecessary practice and embrace our natural body hair. What is wrong with your body hair? Why do you want to look prepubescent ? It is not a reflection of true manliness and let’s face it, real men don’t have time to waste shaving their entire bodies – we’re much to busy. Let’s remember that a rugged man is confident in his own skin, with a presence that is undeniably masculine.
Keep Those Nails Short and Clean.
Another area that often gets overlooked but is crucial for maintaining a well-groomed but manlt appearance is nail care. Let’s keep our nails trimmed and clean. Short nails portray strength, attention to detail, and overall cleanliness. I know we like to show off our rugged DIY hands, but we also don’t want to look like we’re homeless. Additionally, shorter nails come in handy during situations that call for the well clenched fist!
Smell Like A Man.
When it comes to fragrances, less is more. Instead of overwhelming others with overpowering scents, let’s embrace natural fragrances that enhance our own unique scent. A simple anti-perspirant men’s deo will do. Find one that doesn’t mix with your sweat to stain your clothes or make you smell like a feral skunk. For nights out, a subtle cologne or manly aftershave, applied sparingly, can create an aura of rugged sophistication, leaving a lasting impression without dominating a room.
Look After Your Teeth
Finally, let’s not forget the importance of maintaining excellent oral hygiene. A confident smile is undoubtedly a hallmark of an alpha male. Also, and more importantly, as you get older you’ll regret having not looked after your teeth. Regular brushing, occasional use of mouthwash, and flossing when necessary contribute to our overall healthy routine. However, let’s avoid overdoing it. Over brushing can damage your teeth and gums, leading to unnecessary problems. And as for teeth whitening…… You don’t want to look like you chew on rusty nails but you also don’t want to look like you’ve never stripped a wire cable with your teeth before.
Gentlemen, I hope I’ve given you something to think about. It’s time to reevaluate our grooming practices. Time to take a more simplified approach and forget about all these unnecessary cosmetics and treatments etc. Let’s refocus on what truly matters—our authentic selves. Embrace a simplified and sensible approach that highlights your rugged masculinity.
Resist the temptation of unnecessary cosmetics and grooming products that only serve to mask our true nature. Instead, let’s reclaim our place as alpha males, embodying strength, character, and respect in everything we do.
Remember, true masculinity comes from within, and it’s not defined by the excessive trends of the grooming world. So, let’s stand tall, be confident, and show the world what it means to be a real man.
