4 May 2010
So, I was just in England, and drank some beer. How do you make beer taste like warm piss?
Author: admin | Filed under: BoozeYou don’t drink beer warm. And the taste is just horrible. Like warm piss.
I’m from Germany, though, I admit, so I have high standards on the beer issue.
How do you brew beer so that it tastes like warm piss?
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Tags: beer, drank, England, Just, like, piss, Some, Taste, warm
buy miller lite
It also helps that is is aged in a rusty coffee can
Add some all natural human ingredients
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_Cstkk6Jc
make it hot, then piss in it =D
you don’t have to try just drink Cores light yuck!
you just put some of that there. You tried warm piss already?
I don’t know. I’m not a masterpissbrewer. It’s an art.
I’ve never tasted warm piss so I will have to trust you on that one, I assume you have. I like British beer, but it is an acquired taste. In time I think you’d get to like it. I also like continental cold beers and don’t think they taste like cold piss.
I’ve never tasted warm pee before…so I wouldn’t know
ohh still have hang up over this english thing huh?. of course you didn’t drink beer you drank lager theirs a huge difference.
We don’t.we piss in the barrels & save it for when you lot come over!
get the remaining frothy bit from the bottom which noone likes…….P iss in it (make sure you Ate a kebab/burger before)….preheat the oven to 190 degrees …..then turn it off for some reason…then boil a saucepan of water …bring to the boil keep it in for 30-40 seconds…..voila
a nice warm mouth waterin cupa horse p*ss
It comes from a stream in Poland…
That’s just a story’{sic} Frankie…. God knows what shite is brewed in smelly Croydon…..
What makes me laugh is the fact that you drink warm piss. Do you drink your own piss or trade with your mates. Is it quite common in Germany for people to drink piss then.
THEY RECYCLE IN THE PLANT!!!!!(LMAO!!!!!!!)
how do you know what warm piss taste like?
you lucky guy, you have the best beer, the best cars, the best sausages and the best motorways, shame all the people are humourless arrogant pricks eh?
I think any lager or malt liquors taste like piss when it’s warm. It’s not a matter of brewing piss flavored beers. It’s a matter of how you drink it.
From what I heard, a lot of English pubs do not serve beer cold. That’s not to say that the beer is warm, but it’s more at room temperature. Anyone used to drinking cold beer would think that this is warm beer, when it’s actually more like sort-of-cool beer. Either way, the not-so-cold style of certain types of beer can lead to a slight urinistic flavoring.
Through my experience, I noticed that warm lagers and malt liquors usually have that pissy taste. Ales aren’t nearly as bad.
In Hawaii, they put ice cubes in their beer, which hurts the flavor of the beer (though still better than the taste of urine).
Here in the US, they serve beer in iced mugs, which also hurts the flavor of the beer because the frost ends up melting into the beer, diluting out the flavor sort of like the ice cubes, but on a lower scale.
Every country has their own particular preference in how they like their beer served. To each his own, right?
It takes a lot of skill to perfect the beer temperature,
piss off! german/european beers are piss, its the piss wee BRITS pass out after good night on good old BRITISH REAL ALE.it gets collected and sold to the german brewers (it makes good so called lager)
beer and real ale are better drunk at room temperature in the northern hemisphere, cold /chilled beer is ok in hot climates
We brew beer with good English hops and it takes a man to appreciate it, unlike all continental, so called beers, made of chemicals, which I believe are given to school children. lol
Judas Jones is used to drinking piss in Brighton.
piss in a glass and then drink it